What's your favorite mondegreen (misheard lyric)?

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As it was playing, I was telling <a href="sfgate.com/columnists/carroll/mondegreens.shtml">how many people</a> hear part of the chorus as "there's a bathroom on the right." a co-worker remarked that once you hear that, it really does sound like the correct lyrics. these misheard phrases (many of which can are listed at <a href="the-w.com/redirect/kissthisguy.com" TARGET="_blank">kissthisguy.com</a> ) are known as mondegreens.</p><p>I also have a friend who swore that AC/DC was singing about "Dirty Deeds and the Thunder Chief". I still have no idea what that would have meant.</p><p>Alanis Morissette's song "You Oughta Know" also caused troubles for someone I knew. He wanted to know why she was singing about a "cross-eyed bear".</p><p>Do any of you have any songs that you (or someone else you know) have misheard? 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bgcolor=#333333 valign=top width=150 rowspan=2><a href=profile.php/id=2910>kentish</a> <br>Lap cheong<br><img src=images/level.gif><img src=images/_.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/6.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/6.gif height=8 border=0><br><img src=images/barleft.gif><img src=images/bar-on.gif width=19 height=8><img src=images/bar-off.gif width=37 height=8><img src=images/barright.gif><br><img name="userpic" width=60 src="abitnice.com/archives/342px-Tom-waits.jpg" OnError=ILF()></b></i></u><br><img src=images/_.gif height=2><br><img src=images/posts.gif><img src=images/_.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/4.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/2.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/1.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/slash.gif><img src=images/1.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/5.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/1.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/2.gif height=8 border=0><br><img src=images/exp.gif><img src=images/2.gif height=8 border=0><img 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I'm hip! <br></td><tr><td bgcolor=#212121 valign=top width=150 rowspan=2><a href=profile.php/id=1464>Matt Tracker</a> <br>Banger<br><img src=images/level.gif><img src=images/_.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/9.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/1.gif height=8 border=0><br><img src=images/barleft.gif><img src=images/bar-on.gif width=20 height=8><img src=images/bar-off.gif width=36 height=8><img src=images/barright.gif><br><img name="userpic" width=60 src="geocities.com/pocketwatchgreg/trove/dustyw.jpg" OnError=ILF()></b></i></u><br><img src=images/_.gif height=2><br><img src=images/posts.gif><img src=images/1.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/9.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/6.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/5.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/slash.gif><img src=images/2.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/7.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/8.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/0.gif height=8 border=0><br><img src=images/exp.gif><img src=images/7.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/2.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/8.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/6.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/3.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/6.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/0.gif height=8 border=0><br><img src=images/fornext.gif><img src=images/1.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/8.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/2.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/5.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/8.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/1.gif height=8 border=0></p><p>Since: 8.5.03<br>from: North Carolina</p><p>Since last post: 20 hours<br>Last activity: 41 min.<br><table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><td></td><td></td><td></td></table></td><td bgcolor=#212121 valign=top height=1><IMG SRC="/images/flags/us.gif" HEIGHT=16 ALIGN=right TITLE="United States">#<a name=356410 id=356410 href=post.php/id=356410>4</A> Posted on 16.2.07 1058.20 | Instant Rating: 6.25</td><td bgcolor=#212121 valign=top width=1 height=1><tr><td bgcolor=#212121 valign=top height=220 colspan=2>Van Halen's 'Jump.'</p><p>"You gotta ro-oo-oll with the punches<br>to get to Montreal." 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Posted on 16.2.07 1944.59 | Instant Rating: 1.00</td><td bgcolor=#333333 valign=top width=1 height=1><tr><td bgcolor=#333333 valign=top height=220 colspan=2>"Hearts and farts they fade ... faaaaaade awayyyyyy" <br>Pearl Jam instead of "Hearts and thoughts"</td><tr><td bgcolor=#212121 valign=top width=150 rowspan=2><a href=profile.php/id=606>drjayphd</a> <br>Scrapple<br><b>Moderator</b><br><img src=images/level.gif><img src=images/1.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/0.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/3.gif height=8 border=0><br><img src=images/barleft.gif><img src=images/bar-on.gif width=28 height=8><img src=images/bar-off.gif width=28 height=8><img src=images/barright.gif><br><img name="userpic" width=60 src="img.photobucket.com/albums/v123/drjayphd/loveyoulikeman.png" OnError=ILF()></b></i></u><br><img src=images/_.gif height=2><br><img src=images/posts.gif><img src=images/3.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/0.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/4.gif height=8 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cellpadding=0><td><table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0><td>AIM: </td><td><a href="aim:goim?screenname=DrJayPhGK"><IMG SRC="big.oscar.aol.com/DrJayPhGK?on_url=the-w.com/images/icons/aimon.gif&off_url=the-w.com/images/icons/aimoff.gif" border=0></a> </td></table></td><td><table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0><td>ICQ: </td><td><a href="wwp.icq.com/984967#pager"><img src="wwp.icq.com/scripts/online.dll?icq=984967&img=5" border=0></a> </td></table></td><td><table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0><td>Y!: </td><td><a href="edit.yahoo.com/config/send_webmesg?.target=drjayphgk"><IMG SRC="opi.yahoo.com/online?u=drjayphgk&m=g&t=0" border=0></a></td></table></td></table></td><td bgcolor=#212121 valign=top height=1><IMG SRC="/images/flags/us.gif" HEIGHT=16 ALIGN=right TITLE="United States">#<a name=356470 id=356470 href=post.php/id=356470>6</A> Posted on 16.2.07 2253.18 | Instant Rating: 6.89</td><td bgcolor=#212121 valign=top width=1 height=1><tr><td bgcolor=#212121 valign=top height=220 colspan=2><i>you wanted the best, you got... out of Context Quote of the Week.<p>"They're plump, ripe, and priced to move. get your fat Samoan today!" (<a href="the-w.com/profile.php/id=2301">Packman V2</a>)</i></p><p><hr>When I was a kid, I thought Eric Clapton was singing "she don't lie... croquet" in "Cocaine".</p><p>This is the part where I reiterate I was six at the time. <img src=images/smilies/smile.gif> </p><p><hr><br><center><img src="folding.extremeoverclocking.com/sigs/sigimage.php?u=191233&c1=FFFFFF&c2=000000&c3=404040&c4=202020&c5=FFFFC0"></center></td><tr><td bgcolor=#333333 valign=top width=150 rowspan=2><a href=profile.php/id=1368>SchippeWreck</a> <br>Lap cheong<br><img src=images/level.gif><img src=images/_.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/7.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/5.gif height=8 border=0><br><img src=images/barleft.gif><img src=images/bar-on.gif width=25 height=8><img src=images/bar-off.gif width=31 height=8><img src=images/barright.gif><br><img name="userpic" width=60 src="pics.livejournal.com/baba_kibbins/pic/00004sxk" OnError=ILF()></b></i></u><br><img src=images/_.gif height=2><br><img src=images/posts.gif><img src=images/1.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/1.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/1.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/7.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/slash.gif><img src=images/1.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/7.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/6.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/9.gif height=8 border=0><br><img src=images/exp.gif><img src=images/3.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/7.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/3.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/0.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/6.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/8.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/0.gif height=8 border=0><br><img src=images/fornext.gif><img src=images/9.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/6.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/2.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/4.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/1.gif height=8 border=0></p><p>Since: 26.3.03<br>from: Glendale, CA</p><p>Since last post: 1 min.<br>Last activity: 1 min.<br><table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><td><table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0><td>AIM: </td><td><a href="aim:goim?screenname=SchippeWreck"><IMG SRC="big.oscar.aol.com/SchippeWreck?on_url=the-w.com/images/icons/aimon.gif&off_url=the-w.com/images/icons/aimoff.gif" border=0></a> </td></table></td><td></td><td></td></table></td><td bgcolor=#333333 valign=top height=1><IMG SRC="/images/flags/us.gif" HEIGHT=16 ALIGN=right TITLE="United States">#<a name=356521 id=356521 href=post.php/id=356521>7</A> Posted on 17.2.07 1631.50 | Instant Rating: 7.07</td><td bgcolor=#333333 valign=top width=1 height=1><tr><td bgcolor=#333333 valign=top height=220 colspan=2>The father of a friend of mine once told me he liked that Billy Idol song "How's About a Face".</p><p>Now I can't hear "Eyes Without a Face" any other way.</p><p><hr><br>My mom says sigs are bad for you.</td><tr><td bgcolor=#212121 valign=top width=150 rowspan=2><a href=profile.php/id=1470>Kevintripod</a> <br>Bratwurst<br><img src=images/level.gif><img src=images/_.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/6.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/9.gif height=8 border=0><br><img src=images/barleft.gif><img src=images/bar-on.gif width=15 height=8><img src=images/bar-off.gif width=41 height=8><img src=images/barright.gif><br><img name="userpic" width=60 src="members.aol.com/kevintripod/kelly.gif" OnError=ILF()></b></i></u><br><img src=images/_.gif height=2><br><img src=images/posts.gif><img src=images/1.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/0.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/1.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/0.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/slash.gif><img src=images/1.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/4.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/5.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/8.gif height=8 border=0><br><img src=images/exp.gif><img src=images/2.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/7.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/6.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/6.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/0.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/4.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/0.gif height=8 border=0><br><img src=images/fornext.gif><img src=images/1.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/0.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/3.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/7.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/1.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/8.gif height=8 border=0></p><p>Since: 11.5.03<br>from: Mount Pleasant, Pa.</p><p>Since last post: 1 day<br>Last activity: 6 hours<br><table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><td><table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0><td>AIM: </td><td><a href="aim:goim?screenname=Kevintripod"><IMG SRC="big.oscar.aol.com/Kevintripod?on_url=the-w.com/images/icons/aimon.gif&off_url=the-w.com/images/icons/aimoff.gif" border=0></a> </td></table></td><td></td><td></td></table></td><td bgcolor=#212121 valign=top height=1><IMG SRC="/images/flags/us.gif" HEIGHT=16 ALIGN=right TITLE="United States">#<a name=356551 id=356551 href=post.php/id=356551>8</A> Posted on 18.2.07 0722.36 | Instant Rating: 5.14</td><td bgcolor=#212121 valign=top width=1 height=1><tr><td bgcolor=#212121 valign=top height=220 colspan=2>AC/DC's song "TNT".</p><p>I always thought they were chanting "FIGHT....FIGHT....FIGHT" instead of "OI....OI....OI."</p><p><hr><br>"F*cking Chuck Norris."</td><tr><td bgcolor=#333333 valign=top width=150 rowspan=2><a href=profile.php/id=324>JST</a> <br>Pepperoni<br><img src=images/level.gif><img src=images/_.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/6.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/2.gif height=8 border=0><br><img src=images/barleft.gif><img src=images/bar-on.gif width=30 height=8><img src=images/bar-off.gif width=26 height=8><img src=images/barright.gif><br><img name="userpic" width=60 src="img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/zerounitomega/chucknorris.gif" OnError=ILF()></b></i></u><br><img src=images/_.gif height=2><br><img src=images/posts.gif><img src=images/_.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/9.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/0.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/5.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/slash.gif><img src=images/1.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/0.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/8.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/3.gif height=8 border=0><br><img src=images/exp.gif><img src=images/1.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/9.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/3.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/3.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/7.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/0.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/3.gif height=8 border=0><br><img src=images/fornext.gif><img src=images/5.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/0.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/9.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/9.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/4.gif height=8 border=0></p><p>Since: 20.1.02<br>from: Quebec City, CAN</p><p>Since last post: 16 days<br>Last activity: 27 min.<br><table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><td><table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0><td>AIM: </td><td><a href="aim:goim?screenname=J5T07"><IMG SRC="big.oscar.aol.com/J5T07?on_url=the-w.com/images/icons/aimon.gif&off_url=the-w.com/images/icons/aimoff.gif" border=0></a> </td></table></td><td></td><td></td></table></td><td bgcolor=#333333 valign=top height=1><IMG SRC="/images/flags/ca.gif" HEIGHT=16 ALIGN=right TITLE="Canada">#<a name=356566 id=356566 href=post.php/id=356566>9</A> Posted on 18.2.07 1548.38 | Instant Rating: 5.81</td><td bgcolor=#333333 valign=top width=1 height=1><tr><td bgcolor=#333333 valign=top height=220 colspan=2>I remember in his recaps, CRZ having fun with the lyrics from Steve Austin's song, the Disturbed version.</p><p>- I'm baking the oven inside you<br>- Heartbreak Kid living in my basement</p><p><hr><br><img src=i.1asphost.com/TdK7/civilwar.jpg></td><tr><td bgcolor=#212121 valign=top width=150 rowspan=2><a href=profile.php/id=276>ekedolphin</a> <br>Scrapple<br><img src=images/level.gif><img src=images/1.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/0.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/8.gif height=8 border=0><br><img src=images/barleft.gif><img src=images/bar-on.gif width=4 height=8><img src=images/bar-off.gif width=52 height=8><img src=images/barright.gif><br><img name="userpic" width=60 src="logoserver.com/basketball/IndianaPacers5.GIF" OnError=ILF()></b></i></u><br><img src=images/_.gif height=2><br><img src=images/posts.gif><img src=images/3.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/4.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/1.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/0.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/slash.gif><img src=images/3.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/8.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/7.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/8.gif height=8 border=0><br><img src=images/exp.gif><img src=images/1.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/3.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/1.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/2.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/2.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/4.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/2.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/1.gif height=8 border=0><br><img src=images/fornext.gif><img src=images/3.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/9.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/8.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/1.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/2.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/2.gif height=8 border=0></p><p>Since: 12.1.02<br>from: Chesapeake, VA</p><p>Since last post: 2 days<br>Last activity: 2 days<br><table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><td></td><td></td><td></td></table></td><td bgcolor=#212121 valign=top height=1><IMG SRC="/images/flags/us.gif" HEIGHT=16 ALIGN=right TITLE="United States">#<a name=356601 id=356601 href=post.php/id=356601>10</A> Posted on 19.2.07 0040.05 | Instant Rating: 2.29</td><td bgcolor=#212121 valign=top width=1 height=1><tr><td bgcolor=#212121 valign=top height=220 colspan=2><div align="justify"<p>"Every time you go away,<br>you take a piece of meat with you."</p><p>even after I knew the real lyric, I still continue to use the mondegreen whenever I hear it, because it has the added benefit of driving my sister absolutely up a tree.</p><p><hr><br><b>"Thank you for calling Smarty Mart. For customer service, press one. For job opportunities, press two. To demand an enormous amount of money for the safe return of our founder, press three."<br>--Smarty-Mart Automated Answering Machine, <i>Kim Possible</i><p>Five-Time W of the Day (5/27/02; 7/3/02; 7/30/04; 8/28/04; 12/16/05)<p>Fan of the Indianapolis Colts-- Super Bowl XLI Champions<p>Certified RFMC Member-- Ask To see My Credentials!</b></td><tr><td bgcolor=#333333 valign=top width=150 rowspan=2><a href=profile.php/id=1617>Trunzo</a> <br>Haggis<br><img src=images/level.gif><img src=images/_.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/1.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/6.gif height=8 border=0><br><img src=images/barleft.gif><img src=images/bar-on.gif width=44 height=8><img src=images/bar-off.gif width=12 height=8><img src=images/barright.gif><br></b></i></u><br><img src=images/_.gif height=2><br><img src=images/posts.gif><img src=images/_.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/_.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/2.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/0.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/slash.gif><img src=images/5.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/4.gif height=8 border=0><br><img src=images/exp.gif><img src=images/1.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/9.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/4.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/1.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/2.gif height=8 border=0><br><img src=images/fornext.gif><img src=images/8.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/4.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/5.gif height=8 border=0></p><p>Since: 25.7.03<br>from: new York City</p><p>Since last post: 2 days<br>Last activity: 12 min.<br><table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><td></td><td></td><td></td></table></td><td bgcolor=#333333 valign=top height=1><IMG SRC="/images/flags/us.gif" HEIGHT=16 ALIGN=right TITLE="United States">#<a name=356605 id=356605 href=post.php/id=356605>11</A> Posted on 19.2.07 0131.04 | Instant Rating: 0.37</td><td bgcolor=#333333 valign=top width=1 height=1><tr><td bgcolor=#333333 valign=top height=220 colspan=2>I would have to agree, "Dirty deeds and the Thunder Chief" is one of he most popular ones I can think of. I used to even say it, and still sometimes do. DIRTY DEEDS...THUNDER CHIEF! DIRTY DEEDS AND THE THUNDER CHIEF!</td><tr><td bgcolor=#212121 valign=top width=150 rowspan=2><a href=profile.php/id=2163>TwisterF5</a> <br>Salami<br><img src=images/level.gif><img src=images/_.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/2.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/9.gif height=8 border=0><br><img src=images/barleft.gif><img src=images/bar-on.gif width=44 height=8><img src=images/bar-off.gif width=12 height=8><img src=images/barright.gif><br><img name="userpic" width=60 src="sopranoland.com/episodes/ep02/thumbnails/02-tony10.jpg" OnError=ILF()></b></i></u><br><img src=images/_.gif height=2><br><img src=images/posts.gif><img src=images/_.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/1.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/2.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/5.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/slash.gif><img src=images/2.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/1.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/2.gif height=8 border=0><br><img src=images/exp.gif><img src=images/1.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/4.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/4.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/2.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/9.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/9.gif height=8 border=0><br><img src=images/fornext.gif><img src=images/3.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/5.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/8.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/7.gif height=8 border=0></p><p>Since: 18.2.04<br>from: Hurricane Ike's vacation home.</p><p>Since last post: 223 days<br>Last activity: 61 days<br><table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><td></td><td></td><td></td></table></td><td bgcolor=#212121 valign=top height=1><IMG SRC="/images/flags/us.gif" HEIGHT=16 ALIGN=right TITLE="United States">#<a name=356609 id=356609 href=post.php/id=356609>12</A> Posted on 19.2.07 0220.39 | Instant Rating: 5.73</td><td bgcolor=#212121 valign=top width=1 height=1><tr><td bgcolor=#212121 valign=top height=220 colspan=2>"My Hero" by the Foo Fighters...</p><p>Actual:<br>There's goes my hero.... He's Ordinary! </p><p>Sounds a LOT like:<br>There's goes my hero.... suck it, Mary!</p><p><hr><br>"Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought this on" - Tony Soprano</td><tr><td bgcolor=#333333 valign=top width=150 rowspan=2><a href=profile.php/id=1059>doclogan</a> <br>Pinkelwurst<br><img src=images/level.gif><img src=images/_.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/1.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/2.gif height=8 border=0><br><img src=images/barleft.gif><img src=images/bar-on.gif width=37 height=8><img src=images/bar-off.gif width=19 height=8><img src=images/barright.gif><br></b></i></u><br><img src=images/_.gif height=2><br><img src=images/posts.gif><img src=images/_.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/_.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/1.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/9.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/slash.gif><img src=images/2.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/7.gif height=8 border=0><br><img src=images/exp.gif><img src=images/_.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/7.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/2.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/6.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/1.gif height=8 border=0><br><img src=images/fornext.gif><img src=images/6.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/6.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/0.gif height=8 border=0></p><p>Since: 12.10.02</p><p>Since last post: 803 days<br>Last activity: 803 days<br><table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><td></td><td></td><td></td></table></td><td bgcolor=#333333 valign=top height=1><IMG SRC="/images/flags/us.gif" HEIGHT=16 ALIGN=right TITLE="United States">#<a name=356614 id=356614 href=post.php/id=356614>13</A> Posted on 19.2.07 0912.12 | Instant Rating: 8.00</td><td bgcolor=#333333 valign=top width=1 height=1><tr><td bgcolor=#333333 valign=top height=220 colspan=2>hearing Toby and Willie's<br>before my horses instead of the beer for my horses</td><tr><td bgcolor=#212121 valign=top width=150 rowspan=2><a href=profile.php/id=276>ekedolphin</a> <br>Scrapple<br><img src=images/level.gif><img src=images/1.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/0.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/8.gif height=8 border=0><br><img src=images/barleft.gif><img src=images/bar-on.gif width=4 height=8><img src=images/bar-off.gif width=52 height=8><img src=images/barright.gif><br><img name="userpic" width=60 src="logoserver.com/basketball/IndianaPacers5.GIF" OnError=ILF()></b></i></u><br><img src=images/_.gif height=2><br><img src=images/posts.gif><img src=images/3.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/4.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/1.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/1.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/slash.gif><img src=images/3.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/8.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/7.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/8.gif height=8 border=0><br><img src=images/exp.gif><img src=images/1.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/3.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/1.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/2.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/2.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/4.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/2.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/1.gif height=8 border=0><br><img src=images/fornext.gif><img src=images/3.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/9.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/8.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/1.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/2.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/2.gif height=8 border=0></p><p>Since: 12.1.02<br>from: Chesapeake, VA</p><p>Since last post: 2 days<br>Last activity: 2 days<br><table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><td></td><td></td><td></td></table></td><td bgcolor=#212121 valign=top height=1><IMG SRC="/images/flags/us.gif" HEIGHT=16 ALIGN=right TITLE="United States">#<a name=356676 id=356676 href=post.php/id=356676>14</A> Posted on 19.2.07 2053.11 | Instant Rating: 2.29</td><td bgcolor=#212121 valign=top width=1 height=1><tr><td bgcolor=#212121 valign=top height=220 colspan=2><div align="justify"<p>Ooooh, I forgot this great one from Oklahoma!:</p><p>"The farmer and the cowman should be friends,<br>oh the farmer and the cowman should be friends,<br>One man likes to push a plow,<br>The other likes to <i>kiss</i> a cow,<br>But that's no reason why they can't be friends.</p><p>Territory folks should stick together,<br>Territory folks should all be pals,<br>Cowboys dance with the farmer's daughters,<br>Farmers dance with <i>a wretched cow!</i>"</p><p><hr><br><b>"Thank you for calling Smarty Mart. For customer service, press one. For job opportunities, press two. To demand an enormous amount of money for the safe return of our founder, press three."<br>--Smarty-Mart Automated Answering Machine, <i>Kim Possible</i><p>Five-Time W of the Day (5/27/02; 7/3/02; 7/30/04; 8/28/04; 12/16/05)<p>Fan of the Indianapolis Colts-- Super Bowl XLI Champions<p>Certified RFMC Member-- Ask To see My Credentials!</b></td><tr><td bgcolor=#333333 valign=top width=150 rowspan=2><a href=profile.php/id=2706>kingleo</a> <br>Linguica<br><img src=images/level.gif><img src=images/_.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/1.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/8.gif height=8 border=0><br><img src=images/barleft.gif><img src=images/bar-on.gif width=3 height=8><img src=images/bar-off.gif width=53 height=8><img src=images/barright.gif><br></b></i></u><br><img src=images/_.gif height=2><br><img src=images/posts.gif><img src=images/_.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/_.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/6.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/4.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/slash.gif><img src=images/6.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/9.gif height=8 border=0><br><img src=images/exp.gif><img src=images/2.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/5.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/0.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/0.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/6.gif height=8 border=0><br><img src=images/fornext.gif><img src=images/4.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/8.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/9.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/2.gif height=8 border=0></p><p>Since: 26.11.04<br>from: Logan, UT</p><p>Since last post: 629 days<br>Last activity: 442 days<br><table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><td></td><td></td><td></td></table></td><td bgcolor=#333333 valign=top height=1><IMG SRC="/images/flags/us.gif" HEIGHT=16 ALIGN=right TITLE="United States">#<a name=356718 id=356718 href=post.php/id=356718>15</A> Posted on 20.2.07 1048.48 | Instant Rating: 3.86</td><td bgcolor=#333333 valign=top width=1 height=1><tr><td bgcolor=#333333 valign=top height=220 colspan=2>Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche something something something. </td><tr><td bgcolor=#212121 valign=top width=150 rowspan=2><a href=profile.php/id=49>cfgb</a> <br>Lap cheong<br><img src=images/level.gif><img src=images/_.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/7.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/1.gif height=8 border=0><br><img src=images/barleft.gif><img src=images/bar-on.gif width=42 height=8><img src=images/bar-off.gif width=14 height=8><img src=images/barright.gif><br></b></i></u><br><img src=images/_.gif height=2><br><img src=images/posts.gif><img src=images/1.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/3.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/3.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/2.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/slash.gif><img src=images/1.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/4.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/9.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/0.gif height=8 border=0><br><img src=images/exp.gif><img src=images/3.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/1.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/3.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/0.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/3.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/7.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/5.gif height=8 border=0><br><img src=images/fornext.gif><img src=images/3.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/6.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/7.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/5.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/4.gif height=8 border=0></p><p>Since: 2.1.02<br>from: Orleans, Ontario</p><p>Since last post: 6 days<br>Last activity: 12 hours<br><table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><td></td><td></td><td></td></table></td><td bgcolor=#212121 valign=top height=1><IMG SRC="/images/flags/ca.gif" HEIGHT=16 ALIGN=right TITLE="Canada">#<a name=356732 id=356732 href=post.php/id=356732>16</A> Posted on 20.2.07 1413.19 | Instant Rating: 5.45</td><td bgcolor=#212121 valign=top width=1 height=1><tr><td bgcolor=#212121 valign=top height=220 colspan=2>I just heard Sixpence none The Richer come on the radio with Kiss me, along with a favorite mispoken line:</p><p>"Swing swing .... My bra is hanging tight."</td><tr><td bgcolor=#333333 valign=top width=150 rowspan=2><a href=profile.php/id=1470>Kevintripod</a> <br>Bratwurst<br><img src=images/level.gif><img src=images/_.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/6.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/9.gif height=8 border=0><br><img src=images/barleft.gif><img src=images/bar-on.gif width=15 height=8><img src=images/bar-off.gif width=41 height=8><img src=images/barright.gif><br><img name="userpic" width=60 src="members.aol.com/kevintripod/kelly.gif" OnError=ILF()></b></i></u><br><img src=images/_.gif height=2><br><img src=images/posts.gif><img src=images/1.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/0.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/1.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/2.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/slash.gif><img src=images/1.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/4.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/5.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/8.gif height=8 border=0><br><img src=images/exp.gif><img src=images/2.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/7.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/6.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/6.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/0.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/4.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/0.gif height=8 border=0><br><img src=images/fornext.gif><img src=images/1.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/0.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/3.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/7.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/1.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/8.gif height=8 border=0></p><p>Since: 11.5.03<br>from: Mount Pleasant, Pa.</p><p>Since last post: 1 day<br>Last activity: 6 hours<br><table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><td><table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0><td>AIM: </td><td><a href="aim:goim?screenname=Kevintripod"><IMG SRC="big.oscar.aol.com/Kevintripod?on_url=the-w.com/images/icons/aimon.gif&off_url=the-w.com/images/icons/aimoff.gif" border=0></a> </td></table></td><td></td><td></td></table></td><td bgcolor=#333333 valign=top height=1><IMG SRC="/images/flags/us.gif" HEIGHT=16 ALIGN=right TITLE="United States">#<a name=356759 id=356759 href=post.php/id=356759>17</A> Posted on 20.2.07 2126.13 | Instant Rating: 4.95</td><td bgcolor=#333333 valign=top width=1 height=1><tr><td bgcolor=#333333 valign=top height=220 colspan=2><blockquote><ul><i>Originally posted by kingleo</i><hr>Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche<hr></ul></blockquote></p><p>and I was afraid I was the only one.</p><p><hr><br>"F*cking Chuck Norris."</td><tr><td bgcolor=#212121 valign=top width=150 rowspan=2><a href=profile.php/id=10>KJames199</a> <br>Lap cheong<br><b>Moderator</b><br><img src=images/level.gif><img src=images/_.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/7.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/5.gif height=8 border=0><br><img src=images/barleft.gif><img src=images/bar-on.gif width=13 height=8><img src=images/bar-off.gif width=43 height=8><img src=images/barright.gif><br><img name="userpic" width=60 src="l-userpic.livejournal.com/97529095/10115238" onError=ILF()></b></i></u><br><img src=images/_.gif height=2><br><img src=images/posts.gif><img src=images/_.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/3.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/1.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/5.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/slash.gif><img src=images/1.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/6.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/6.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/0.gif height=8 border=0><br><img src=images/exp.gif><img src=images/3.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/6.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/9.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/5.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/3.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/2.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/5.gif height=8 border=0><br><img src=images/fornext.gif><img src=images/1.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/3.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/1.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/5.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/9.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/6.gif height=8 border=0></p><p>Since: 10.12.01<br>from: Mr. Saskatoon!</p><p>Since last post: 2 hours<br>Last activity: 2 hours<br><table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><td><table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0><td>AIM: </td><td><a href="aim:goim?screenname=JamesEarthquake"><IMG SRC="big.oscar.aol.com/JamesEarthquake?on_url=the-w.com/images/icons/aimon.gif&off_url=the-w.com/images/icons/aimoff.gif" border=0></a> </td></table></td><td><table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0><td>ICQ: </td><td><a href="wwp.icq.com/6119201#pager"><img src="wwp.icq.com/scripts/online.dll?icq=6119201&img=5" border=0></a> </td></table></td><td></td></table></td><td bgcolor=#212121 valign=top height=1><IMG SRC="/images/flags/ca.gif" HEIGHT=16 ALIGN=right TITLE="Canada">#<a name=356775 id=356775 href=post.php/id=356775>18</A> Posted on 21.2.07 0009.29 | Instant Rating: 5.84</td><td bgcolor=#212121 valign=top width=1 height=1><tr><td bgcolor=#212121 valign=top height=220 colspan=2>oh, oh, oh, get in the action<br>Feel the attraction<br>Cum in my hair, do it, I dare!<br>oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free, yeah, to feel the way I feel<br>Man! I feel like a woman!</p><p><hr><br><b><a href="jameskalyn.com">JK</a></b></td><tr><td bgcolor=#333333 valign=top width=150 rowspan=2><a href=profile.php/id=395>Leroy</a> <br>Lap cheong<br><img src=images/level.gif><img src=images/_.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/7.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/5.gif height=8 border=0><br><img src=images/barleft.gif><img src=images/bar-on.gif width=3 height=8><img src=images/bar-off.gif width=53 height=8><img src=images/barright.gif><br><img name="userpic" width=60 src="images.coolmojo.net/reno911.png" OnError=ILF()></b></i></u><br><img src=images/_.gif height=2><br><img src=images/posts.gif><img src=images/_.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/9.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/0.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/6.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/slash.gif><img src=images/1.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/6.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/6.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/1.gif height=8 border=0><br><img src=images/exp.gif><img src=images/3.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/6.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/6.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/1.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/9.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/2.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/3.gif height=8 border=0><br><img src=images/fornext.gif><img src=images/1.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/6.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/4.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/9.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/9.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/8.gif height=8 border=0></p><p>Since: 7.2.02<br>from: Santa Barbara, CA</p><p>Since last post: 1 day<br>Last activity: 49 sec.<br><table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><td></td><td></td><td></td></table></td><td bgcolor=#333333 valign=top height=1><IMG SRC="/images/flags/us.gif" HEIGHT=16 ALIGN=right TITLE="United States">#<a name=356776 id=356776 href=post.php/id=356776>19</A> Posted on 21.2.07 0131.39 | Instant Rating: 5.85</td><td bgcolor=#333333 valign=top width=1 height=1><tr><td bgcolor=#333333 valign=top height=220 colspan=2><br>a friend of mine was eating lunch with his mother-in-law when a Gwen Stefani song started playing at the restaurant. She asked him, "What does it mean when you 'Ain't no Harlem fat Girl'?"</p><p><hr><br>"Oh my God! They have a shit-load of Cockapoo stuff!"<br> -Jennifer's greatest quote... ever.</td><tr><td bgcolor=#212121 valign=top width=150 rowspan=2><a href=profile.php/id=411>whatever</a> <br>Bratwurst<br><img src=images/level.gif><img src=images/_.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/7.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/1.gif height=8 border=0><br><img src=images/barleft.gif><img src=images/bar-on.gif width=12 height=8><img src=images/bar-off.gif width=44 height=8><img src=images/barright.gif><br><img name="userpic" width=60 src="espn-ak.starwave.com/i/mlb/profiles/players/65x90/7256.jpg" OnError=ILF()></b></i></u><br><img src=images/_.gif height=2><br><img src=images/posts.gif><img src=images/1.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/0.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/5.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/6.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/slash.gif><img src=images/1.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/4.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/7.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/1.gif height=8 border=0><br><img src=images/exp.gif><img src=images/3.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/0.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/4.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/9.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/3.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/1.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/6.gif height=8 border=0><br><img src=images/fornext.gif><img src=images/1.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/1.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/7.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/8.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/1.gif height=8 border=0><img src=images/3.gif height=8 border=0></p><p>Since: 12.2.02<br>from: Cleveland, Ohio</p><p>Since last post: 1 day<br>Last activity: 10 hours<br><table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><td></td><td></td><td></td></table></td><td bgcolor=#212121 valign=top height=1><IMG SRC="/images/flags/us.gif" HEIGHT=16 ALIGN=right TITLE="United States">#<a name=356780 id=356780 href=post.php/id=356780>20</A> Posted on 21.2.07 0627.40 | Instant Rating: 4.06</td><td bgcolor=#212121 valign=top width=1 height=1><tr><td bgcolor=#212121 valign=top height=220 colspan=2><table bgcolor=#003366 width=100%><td valign=top>My father-in-law thought for years that the John Denver song, "You fill up my senses..." was "You fill up my sad sail."</p><p>My dumb one was thinking that Everclear was singing, "I don't want to be your stupid git."</p><p>Aaand for those who were quoting "Blinded by the Light", I offer you <a href="unoriginal.com/tvl/blinded.html">this beauty of a sketch</a>.</p><p><hr><br><center><IMG src=ideaspot.net/nba/central/small/cavs1-sm.gif> <IMG src=ideaspot.net/mlb/AL_Central/small/indians1-sm.gif> <IMG src=ideaspot.net/nfl/AFC_North/small/cle1-sm.gif></center></table></td> </noscript></noembed></embed></noembed></noscript> </table> </td> </table> <table border=0 width=728 align=center><tr><td align=left colspan=3><a HREF="the-w.com/redirect/digg.com/submit?phase=2&url=http%3A%2F%2Fthe-w.com%2Fthread.php%2Fid%3D32056&title=What%27s+your+favorite+mondegreen+%28misheard+lyric%29%3F&bodytext=We+alternate+between+an+Oldies+station+and+a+Top+40+station+at+work." 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What's your favorite mondegreen (misheard lyric)?